Pirate's Pleasure

In a nutshell: Taming of the Shrew on the High Seas.

Basic Plot: (see screenplay)

Heroine evaluation: A shrew who just needed a man to control her all along

Hero evaluation: A weak willed, manipulative cad whose only redeeming quality is that he looks good in hotpants.

Best part: being able to guess the “shocking” secret that the pirate and lord aren't really identical cousins.

Worst part: the consummation of marriage scene would be considered rape by today's society.



Titillation factor: 1/2, but that's mainly for the word “titillation”

Reading level: 1, easier than the heroine.

Overall: 2, How can you mess up a story about pirates, the coolest subject on the seas?


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