I fear for my safety publishing this…
From the same mysterious author who brought you the conspiracy of a photographer briskly explaining that a photo wasn’t faked to some random guy who turned out to be someone… We present… The End to All Conspiracy Theories!
Last night I had a dream that Leonard Nimoy was hired to push Jackie Kennedy off the top of a building. He succeeded. After I woke up it took a few minutes to process that, no, Jackie Kennedy didn’t die during the Kennedy administration after all.
The end to it all, right? Wrong.
This dream has led me to crack the ultimate case that has been plaguing mankind for over 40 years. I know the driving force behind the Kennedy assassination. Mid 1962, a youg Leonard Nimoy is already known in hollywood for the role of cadet in Francis Goes to Westpoint. Beloved President Kennedy is in desperate need to get rid of a wife who knows too much about his part in Marilyn Monroe’s mysterious death. Brother-in-Law Peter Lawford hooks him up with Nimoy.
After Nimoy’s failed attempt to push Jackie off a building, Kennedy then gets in touch with a young nutcase defector patsy in Dallas. All the conspiracy evidence about how poorly the motorcade route & security were set up? All JFK’s doing. The conspiracy nuts have one thing right though. Oswald was too poor of a shot especially with a bent riflescope. He missed Jackie and accidentally hit his own boss instead- 2/3 of the attempts. (Any evidence supposedly at the grassy knoll was swamp gas).
In the aftermath Kennedy’s loyal retainers punish Oswald’s failure. Nimoy, too, for his failure was later forced into a role that would haunt the rest of his life. How do I know all this? I think I’ve been channeling the late Mr. “Spock” Nimoy’s ghost.
CASE CLOSED
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