Today I am a real man!
I’ve recently figured it isn’t the Y chromosome that makes you a man. It’s doing something manly. Today I survived the heaviest hail storm I’ve ever seen. I’ve never felt more manly and alive than when I was getting pelted with little ice bullets. Sure I’m covered in welts now, but they’re like scars, chicks dig them. Hey ladies! I don’t have a lucky woman in my life yet…



